There’s always gonna be another mountain
I’m always gonna wanna make it move
Always gonna be an uphill battle
Sometimes I’m gonna have to lose
Ain’t about how fast I get there
Ain’t about what’s waiting on the other side…
A few days ago…
K: I heard on the radio that 43% of adults text message other people in the bathroom. We’re either finding strange ways to show our affection…or we’re really stretched for time.
J: Texting? That’s not affection. Now when I Face-stalk you while I’m in the bathroom, that’s affection.
K: That’s disgusting. And explains why we’re not Facebook Friends.
J: Would you rather I just call you?
Tonight, after leaving class, I sat in construction traffic… and then my car’s battery died.
K: So, when I got in the car at school, the clock said “9:45pm.” And when I got home it read “1:10am.”
M: But, the grad school is like…15 minutes from your house. It took you over 3 hours to get home?
K: No. The car’s battery died. So the clock read “1:10am,” but it was really about 11:15.
M: …You know, you can reset your car’s time.
K: You’re joking!
M: And you’re either very sarcastic…or a complete moron.